Friendly Ghosts: Walking Las Vegas
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Julio, one of the nice folk I met along the way. |
Desert Foothills Road teemed with folk, however, to a point where it felt like a parody of active pedestrian life. I walked in the company of dog-walkers and children and joggers. If you were filming a commercial for your new sub-development, you would have asked for fewer extras because it would not have seemed all that believable. So many people! And so photogenic! But there you were, surrounded by joggers of all ages, everyone in terrific shape, and by a froth of fully kitted-out bikers in expensive gear and the bright primary colors of spandex outfits you'd normally see in serious Tour de France stages, or on tropical parrots.
Photos of the walk are here. And I've gone ahead and embedded the map of the trajectory below:
View The Vegas Pedestrian in a larger map
Sighting: The Onion (COMMENTARY: Hey, Man, I Totally Get It; I'd Watch A 2-Hour 'Biggest Loser' Special, Too (BY A COLLECTION OF NABOKOV'S SHORT STORIES))
COMMENTARY: Hey, Man, I Totally Get It; I'd Watch A 2-Hour 'Biggest Loser' Special, Too (BY A COLLECTION OF NABOKOV'S SHORT STORIES).
Excerpt: "Do you think you're the first educated person to choose reality TV over a series of long, exhaustive nights desperately trying to grasp whatever it is Nabokov was going for in "The Wood-Sprite"?"
The rest at http://www.theonion.com/articles/hey-man-i-totally-get-it-id-watch-a-2hour-biggest,19444/#
Thank you, Gene!
Nabokovilia: Stephen King's "Fair Extension" (from Full Dark, No Stars)
This bit is actually likely not Nabokovilia, but there given that King has nodded at Nabokov before, there is a slim chance that it might be. Here it is, from "Fair Extension" (in the collection Full Dark, No Stars
):
"No, no, no! This isn't some half-assed morality tale. I'm a business-man, not a character out of 'The Devil and Daniel Webster.' All I'm saying is that your happiness is in your hands and those of your nearest and dearest. And if you think I'm going to show up two decades or so down the line to collect your soul in my moldy old pocketbook, you'd better think again. The souls of humans have become poor and transparent things
." (269)
More choice bits from Full Dark
plus the rest of the Stephen King Nabokovilia below the fold.
Stephen King on outlet malls (see too this bit on outlet malls from Put This On):
And on storytelling:
The Plant, Part 1
From The Regulators
"No, no, no! This isn't some half-assed morality tale. I'm a business-man, not a character out of 'The Devil and Daniel Webster.' All I'm saying is that your happiness is in your hands and those of your nearest and dearest. And if you think I'm going to show up two decades or so down the line to collect your soul in my moldy old pocketbook, you'd better think again. The souls of humans have become poor and transparent things
More choice bits from Full Dark
Stephen King on outlet malls (see too this bit on outlet malls from Put This On):
...and half a dozen other oversized retail operations of the sort that are called "outlets" (as if they were sewer drains rather than shopping locations). (283)
And on storytelling:
Bad writing is more than a matter of shit syntax and faulty observation; bad writing usually arises from a stubborn refusal to tell stories about what people actually do -- to face the fact, let us say, that murderers sometimes help old ladies cross the street. (366)More Nabokovilia:
The Plant, Part 1
With your concurrence, I'm returning 15 book-length manuscripts which arrived unsolicited (see Returns, next page), 7 'outlines and sample chapters' and 4 unidentifiable blobs that look a bit like typescripts. One of them is a book of something called 'gay event poetry' called Suck My Big Black Cock, and another, called L'il Lolita, is about a man in love with a first grader. I think. It's written in pencil and it's hard to tell for sure.
(...)
P.P.S. L'il Lolita is actually a pretty good title, don't you think? We could commission it. I'm thinking maybe Mort Yeager, he's got a touch for that sort of thing. RememberTeenage Lingerie Show? The girl in L'il Lolita could be eleven, I think -- wasn't the original Lolita twelve?
From Black House
(written with Peter Straub)
They began with Chester Himes and Charles Willeford, changed gear with a batch of contemporary novels, floated through S.J. Perelman and James Thurber, and ventured emboldened into fictional mansions erected by Ford Madox Ford and Vladimir Nabokov. (Marcel Proust lies somewhere ahead, they understand, but Proust can wait; at present they are to embark upon Bleak House.)
From The Regulators
Good agent that he was, he had managed to maintain a neutral, if slightly glazed, smile on the ride from the airport, but the smile began to slip when they entered the suburb of Wentworth (which a sign proclaimed to be OHIO'S "GOOD CHEER COMMUNITY!), and it gave way entirely when his client, who had once been spoken of int he same breath with John Steinbeck, Sinclair Lewis, and (after Delight) Vladimir Nabokov, pulled into the driveway of the small and perfectly anonymous suburban house on the corner of Poplar and Bear.
News: Pleiade Editions of Nabokov's Complete Works
The great Maurice Couturier on the difficult translation and nontranslation decisions made for the upcoming third volume of Nabokov's collected works in France for Gallimard (via the Nabokv-L forum):
A great pity, of course. The translations were revised, sometimes in depth, but that was not enough. For volume III, I will personally revise all the translations. "Ada" raises a different problem: Nabokov worked hard on the French translation; I can hardly revise his revisions. I will write variants instead in the annotations.The rest at the Nabokv-L forum here.
I take this opportunity to mention that many books were published in France on Nabokov in the last twelve months (partly as a result of "Lolita" being on the syllabus of the national CAPES and Agrégation). I attach the bibliography of my new book, "Nabokov, ou la tentation française", which ought to come out later this year; it lists all those books.
Sighting: Some of Nabokov's Favorite Movies
Collated from the Strong Opinions
interviews and the Boyd biographies
, and available here: http://mubi.com/lists/7666# (via Maud Newton).
I Tell Las Vegas to Cheer Up
Over at the Desert Companion, I tell Las Vegas to cheer up, though possibly in a way that may make the city more depressed than it was originally. Which is how it goes for pep talks sometimes.
Also! I tell you what to wear (along with the ever fabulous duo of Christie Moeller and Sara Nunn). Wear it! Or else! Bonus we-tell-you-what-to-wear at the site, where I quote Balzac on style! Balzac!
Also! I tell you what to wear (along with the ever fabulous duo of Christie Moeller and Sara Nunn). Wear it! Or else! Bonus we-tell-you-what-to-wear at the site, where I quote Balzac on style! Balzac!
Nabokovilia: Cleaning Nabokov's House
From the New York Post's Required Reading (via the Nabokv-L forum):
Cleaning Nabokov’s House
by Leslie Daniels (Touchstone)
If you’ve ever moved into a place before evidence of the previous residents has been expunged, maybe you can identify with what happens to Barb Barrett in Daniels’ debut novel. After leaving a lousy marriage and losing custody of her kids, Barb rents an upstate house where author Vladimir Nabokov once lived. There, she discovers what she thinks (and hopes) is a lost Nabokov manuscript — about Babe Ruth. The author actually does live in a house where the author of “Lolita” once lived, but, in real life, she says, “Nabokov exists only in the copies of his books on my shelves.”
I Keep Telling You What to Wear and Where to Get It Altered!
Go to this month's Desert Companion for the magazine's terrific Best-of-Las-Vegas feature, stay for me telling you what to wear on Valentine's Day and me telling you who's the best tailor in the city. (The latter has a totally unnecessary "Wire" reference, the former a totally necessary sexytime reference.)
Bridges to Antiterra
Anyone interested in Ada is urged to visit Ada Online: it includes the text of the novel and professor Boyd's annotations. The site is accurate, beautifully organized, rich with insight and information, and is in every regard everything this particular page is not--which is to say that Ada Online is not
A monstrous, incomplete, and (most likely) inaccurate log of the literature found in Nabokov’s glorious Ada. For the serious footwork you have Professor Brian Boyd to thank -- I’ve used his endnotes from the Library of America edition of Ada (as well as Nabokov’s Vivian Darkbloom’s Notes to Ada). All mistakes are, of course, mine. Corrections and comments and clues are welcome.
I eventually hope to have hypertext links to all the works and authors on the table. ADA doesn't need this kind of context, by the way, but it comes in handy for a second or third reading. Page numbers refer to the Library of America edition. Asterisks point to double or triple puns or jokes made by Nabokov. I'll select a brief quote from the novel to illustrate the reference, but that won't happen for a while. Also, I've excluded multiple allusions to a poem or novel, limiting myself to one for illustration purposes (for more, look to Brian Boyd's notes for the Library of America edition or buy his excellent Nabokov's Ada: The Place of Consciousness).
Allusions to paintings, magazine articles, and songs are not listed.
Bracketed titles are either not yet in the Public Domain or they could not be found on-line, but they can be purchased from Amazon.Com.
A monstrous, incomplete, and (most likely) inaccurate log of the literature found in Nabokov’s glorious Ada. For the serious footwork you have Professor Brian Boyd to thank -- I’ve used his endnotes from the Library of America edition of Ada (as well as Nabokov’s Vivian Darkbloom’s Notes to Ada). All mistakes are, of course, mine. Corrections and comments and clues are welcome.
I eventually hope to have hypertext links to all the works and authors on the table. ADA doesn't need this kind of context, by the way, but it comes in handy for a second or third reading. Page numbers refer to the Library of America edition. Asterisks point to double or triple puns or jokes made by Nabokov. I'll select a brief quote from the novel to illustrate the reference, but that won't happen for a while. Also, I've excluded multiple allusions to a poem or novel, limiting myself to one for illustration purposes (for more, look to Brian Boyd's notes for the Library of America edition or buy his excellent Nabokov's Ada: The Place of Consciousness).
Allusions to paintings, magazine articles, and songs are not listed.
Bracketed titles are either not yet in the Public Domain or they could not be found on-line, but they can be purchased from Amazon.Com.
- Tolstoy
- Resurrection
- Death of Ivan Ilyich
- Childhood
- Boyhood
- Youth
- "The Captive of the Caucasus"
- Ruslanand Lyudmila
- Father Sergius
- Anna Karenin
- T.S. Eliot
- Jules Verne
- Around the World in 80 Days
- Captain Grant's Children
- Robert Lowell's translation of
- Mandelshtam's "No I won't hide behind the great nonsense"
- Housman
- Charles Dickens
- Jorge Guillen
- Descanso en Jardin
- El Otono: Isla)
- Tennyson
- "Guinevere"
- "Lady Clara Vere de Vere"
- Boris Pasternak
- [ Dr. Zhivago ]
- Comtesse de Segur
- Marcel Proust
- Rimbaud
- Pascal
- Borges (as Osberg)
- Maupassant
- "La Parure"
- Turgenev
- "Fathers and Sons"
- Dym (Smoke)
- Baudelaire
- Chautebriand
- "Romance a Helene"
- [ "Atala" ]
- Flaubert
- John Updike
- [ The Centaur ]
- Henry Miller
- [ Plexus ]
- Sergey Aksakov
- Childhood Years of Bagrov's Grandson
- Marvell
- Pushkin
- Eugene Onegin
- The Stone Guest
- Bronze Horseman
- Mayn Reid
- Headless Horseman
- Lermontov
- Chekhov
- Uncle Vanya
- Three Sisters
- The Seagull
- H.G. Wells
- [ Invisible Man ]
- Edmond Rostand
- Cyrano de Bergerac
- Princesse Lointaine
- Kingsley Amis (as Sig Leymanski)
- Dostoevsky
- Shakespeare
- Eugene O'Neill
- Thomas Mann
- St. Augustine
- Henry James
- Lord Byron
- Ovid
- Leda & the Swan
- Verlaine
- "Clair de Lune"
- "Chanson d'automne"
- Edgar Allan Poe
- "Lenore"
- "The Raven"
- Nabokov
- Lolita
- "Spring in Fialta"
- "The Vane Sisters"
- Pale Fire
- Speak, Memory
- James Joyce
- Finnegans Wake
- Ulysses
- Bourget
- Cosmopolis
- Anatole-Henri-Philippe Segur
- Fables
- Moliere
- Francois Coppee
- October Morning
- The Vigil
- Sir Richard Burton
- Kama Sutra
- The Perfumed Garden
- 1001 Nights
- Robert Browning
- "Memorabilia"
- "My Last Duchess"
- Abbe Jacques Delille
- The Three Natural Kingdoms
- Maeterlinck
- The Blue Bird
- Pierre Louys
- Chansons de Bilitis
- Giovanni Casanova
- Alexander Pope
- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot
- Goethe
- The Sorrows of Young Werther
- James Gould Cozzens
- Saul Bellow
- [ Herzog ]
- Herman Melville
- "The Ravaged Villa"
- Seneca
- Omnia tempus edax depascitur; omnia carpit
- John William Dunne
- An Experiment With Time
- Swinburne
- "Notre-Dame des Sept Douleurs"
- Immanuel Kant
- Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
- Andre Malraux
- Man's Fate or Man's Estate
- William J. Lederer & Eugene Burdick
- The Ugly American
- Herondas (or Herodas, Herodes)
- Mimes
- Madelaine de Scudery
- Carte de Tendre -- Clelie
- Spenser
- Victor Hugo
- Notre-Dame de Paris
- Glinka
- Doubt
- John Collins Bossidy
- "On the Aristocracy of Harvard"
- Comte de Lautreamont
- Henry Moore
- Virgil
- Samuel Alexander
- Space, Time and Deity
- William James
- The Principles of Psychology
- Jean Guyeau
- La Genese de l'Idee de Temps
- G.J. Whitrow
- The Natural Philosophy of Time
- John Locke
- Paul Langevin
- "L'Evolution de l'espace et du temps"
- Alfred North Whitead
- The Concept of Nature
- Jonathan Swift
- Stephane Mallarme
- "L'Apres-Midi d'un faune"
- Apollon Grigoriev
- "Dve gitary"
NEWS: Stanford Magazine's "Did Vladimir Nabokov's Sojourn on the Farm Inspire His Famous Novel?"
Lots of interesting, substantive, historically relevant and contextually appropriate stuff in this article. Here is a snippet that is none of those things but is jaw-dropping nonetheless:
Over the chessboard, Lanz confided a dark secret that Nabokov told biographer Field: the memorably dapper professor led a double life. On weekends, he drove to the country to participate in orgies with “nymphets.” He forced his wife to dress as a child. Another prominent Nabokov scholar and biographer, Brian Boyd, also concluded that Lanz was a “nympholept” after reviewing Nabokov’s extensive correspondence in the New York Public Library.
Lanz was best known for his 1941 book, In Quest of Morals.
Via Aimee's Twitter Feed. (Read the rest of the article at http://www.stanfordalumni.org/news/magazine/2006/mayjun/features/lolita.html)
Sighting: The Prismatic Bezel in the Believer
From Theo Schell-Lambert's "The Depthless Bookshelf" in the 11 January 2011 issue of The Believer:
Interestingly, the Kindle itself pops repeatedly in the ads, even after it has done its work launching the flights of novelish fancy. And we start to get the sense that the device isn't just the departure point but perhaps a feature in these increasingly tangled scenes. And we start to wonder, then, if this interior Kindle contains other false books within (false) books: perhaps The Prismatic Bezel, by Nabokov's dead author Sebastian KnightAn excerpt of the article is available online.. (13)
Boyd on Nabokov's Blues Discovery and the New York Times Article
My favorite commentary so far on the now much-e-mailed-around, much-commented-upon NY Times Nabokov Theory on Butterfly Evolution is Vindicated comes from the formidable Brian Boyd -- Nabokov biographer
, editor of Nabokov's Butterflies
, and most recently writer of the awesome On The Origin of Stories
:
All the more kudos to Nabokov, then, for having developed a hypothesis over sixty years ago, in such a complex group, that proved fertile in driving a ground-breaking research project that uses methods (DNA sampling, computer-assisted cladistics) neither he nor anyone else could have imagined in 1945.
Read Boyd's entire comment over at the Nabokv-L Listserv.
- 2/1/2011 Update (Also via the Nabokv-L Listserv): Read/hear this terrific NPR story from 30 January 2011: Lolita Author Nabokov Was Right About Butterflies.
YesBut
Sociologist Gwen Sharp's Are You Better Of Buying $200 Shoes? makes a couple of really good points on the implicit class and economic assumptions of my H&M piece.
The short answer is, Yes, you are better off buying $200-plus shoes. The slightly long answer is that the cultural capital embedded in the suggestion that someone invest in quality footwear does not translate neatly into a disregard for those who cannot afford to do so. The very long answer is here, in my response, from whence the slightly long answer is excerpted.
The short answer is, Yes, you are better off buying $200-plus shoes. The slightly long answer is that the cultural capital embedded in the suggestion that someone invest in quality footwear does not translate neatly into a disregard for those who cannot afford to do so. The very long answer is here, in my response, from whence the slightly long answer is excerpted.
Our Save-the-Date Card!
We've designed our Save-the-Date card, Sarah and me! For our very small Kentucky wedding! We're super proud of it, and we wanted to share the results. We used MS Word, for to we have no fancy Adobe products on our computer, and we were too bathroby for the graduate-lounge computer lab.
I Tell You What to Do When Visiting the World's Largest H&M
Just up at the Desert Companion: me telling you to go to the world's largest H&M and also me telling you what to resist and what not to resist when you're there. . |
The world's largest H&M, formerly an FAO Schwartz. Please note that horses are still part of the decor. |
Postcards: Transparent Things Fawcett Crest 1972 paperback cover, by Ted CoConis
This paperback cover for Fawcett Crest's 1972 edition of Transparent Things
features a Ted CoConis illustration. (CoConis also did a terrific one for 1970 Fawcett Crest Ada: I'll post that one in a bit -- it was in the old Fulmerford site. (That cover has since been used, Coconis's web site informs us, for a CD cover: Year Long Disaster
.) More on CoConis and Nabokov in Paul Maliszewski's "Paperback Nabokov," available in McSweeney's Issue 4
.)